We, the citizens of PeepShow MiniGolf,

live, breath and putt by the ideals and thinking layed down by the Forefathers of the United Clans of Peepshow Minigolf

We believe that all that stuff they said about FREEDOM, HAPPINESS AND THE PURSUIT OF SELF EXPRESSION ain’t just purdy words but a dictation for good living.

We believe that every man and woman has The Right to be ridiculous, The Right to ‘git their hole on’ and The Right to share their ‘POWER’ out on the course.

We also understand that sometimes somebody can really git you all riled up for havin such fancy powers, or git you all steamed by intercoursing wit yer sister and that you have the right to challenge them to a Showdown amongst a JURY of YOUR PEERS.

We hold these truths to be obvious to anyone with two bits between their ears, that GOOD TIMES WILL ROLL when everyone does their part to uphold this thinkin’.