We
understand that there are two primary forces that drive the human
animal to perform in strange and unsavory
ways-
- The desire to get git that
‘Hole-in-One’
- The desire to hit someone upside the head when they piss
you off
We
know that sometimes people say things that really steam you up and
make you wanna swing yer putter down onto their brainpan but at
PEEPSHOW MINIGOLF we don’t play like that, no
sir.
If’n
when folks say and do all kinds of things that may seem unkind like,
things that create an ungenteel atmosphere for
other players, things that can escalate and lead to skirmishes and
bad feelings that can last a long, long time- we take it to the
SHOWDOWN ARENA.
SHOWDOWNS OCCUR WHEN
If’n
when you get into it with another Clan
Or
Courtin's,
eloping and intercourse with a rival clans' kin
occurs
Or
Bad
Blood -harsh words boils up
between Clans
We
settle the score in a SHOWDOWN.
THE
RULES of SHOWDOWNS
A
Showdown challenge must be delivered publicly and IN PERSON with at
least one witness from either
side.
The
CHALLENGE must be ACCEPTED by the
CHALLENGEE
A
time and place for the Showdown must be agreed upon by BOTH
parties.
A
Showdown pits the 'Powers' of each challenger against each other in
public display amongst a circle of peers. (‘Powers’ being WIT,
CHARM, SKILL , SEX APPEAL, RIDICULOUSNESS AND
SHOWMANSHIP)
Challengers can represent a CLAN or just
themselves.
A
Showdown must be held on officially recognized PEEPSHOW MINIGOLF
territory in a PSMG ARENA.
A
Showdown must be officiated by a neutral third party recognized by
THE PSMG COUNCIL.
No
VIOLENCE or HARSH LANGUAGE will be tolerated in the showdown
arena.
Both
Winning Challenger and Challengee must accept the judgement of the
REFEREE AND CROWD in a sporting
manner.
